For those that don't know me My name is Lenny
Cheap Bastards here at the Old Bank forcing me to do this
not paying a Penny.
I'm here to tell you about the place that I drink
it sucked writing this poem, as it hurts for me to Think
In the middle is a Giant Pint Glass
New low fridge gives me a great chance to check out Jazz Nicloe and
Hannahs fine peices of ass.
Sit down for a meal in your faveourite Booth
Say something smart on a saturday night Chris or Luke will knock out a Tooth
Installed a new heat pump
right by where you go for a dump
Named the Irish part Waxys
Handy here, can stumble out the door to your own choice of Taxis
Up the top bar you have to choose the right horse.
Spend to much time there you'll be headed for divorce.
Also up there you will find the likes of Roku and Grover.
I sometimes wonder if they should ask Ronnan "Have you got a spare 4 leaf Clover?"
DOwn to the pokies you will hope to win the big bucks.
When Steve used to come here he would try to pick up old Sluts.
Hoodies name for Jazz is the White Wabbit
Both of yous smokers dirty flithy habit,
Speaking of hoodie he is really Short
mmm yum that was good hey barmaid get me another Port.
The head barman is rather Ginger
Hassell about his age and hes more of a Whinger
Clean tidy and organised you guessed it I'm talking about Debz
We all here to get drunk, you better have enough Kegs
Hey Jodie you are really Hot
DOn't have anything to rymhe with that I've always just wanted to say it
In the kitchen you have simple Simion
Can't believe I've been up here this long and the shits still rymhing
One of my favourties is of course is our dear Janny.
I know what shes like so for her name I'm just gonna say FANNY.