Smanckdown Spoilers

No dark matches and Velocity tapings tonight as I was having some satellite technical difficulties at the time. Hopefully someone who attended can email me a report of that.

Smackdown starts with Sable coming to the ring. She introduces the participants for the very first match and sits at ringside to watch.

Nidia w/ Jamie Noble beat Torrie Wilson with a rollup holding the tights. After the match Torrie pantsed Nidia.

Vince arrives to the arena in a limo.

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Backstage, the lie detector testers are testing the equipment on Stephanie.

Backstage, Team Angle walk to the ring for their match.

Backstage, Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri prepare for their match. Tajiri presents Eddie with a set of car keys that he stole from someone.

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Eddie and Tajiri drive a lowrider truck to the ring.

WWE Tag Team Championship
Tajiri and Eddie Guerrero beat Team Angle by DQ.

Backstage, Mr. America sits in his locker room worrying about the lie detector test.

Vince McMahon comes to the ring for the lie detector test. Vince says he still has that smile on his face. Vince welcomes us to a very special edition of Smackdown. Why is it so special? Because it will be the last show we will see any form of Hulk Hogan in the ring. Vince says once the test is done Mr. Americas contract will be null and void. Vince sees Zach Gowen sitting at ringside. Vince says after the test tonight neither Hogan or Zach will have a leg to stand on. Vince introduces Mr. America.

Mr. America comes to the ring and he sits at the table in the ring and gets hooked up with all the lie detector equipment. Vince tells Hogan he is not singling him out because he has all his corporate employees go through the same thing. Because if there is one thing Vince can not stand it is a liar.

The interogation begins.

Are you the man known as Mr. America?
Yes.

Are you currently sitting in a wrestling ring in Pensacola, Florida?
Yes.

Are you currently employed on Smackdown?
Yes.

Are you Hulk Hogan?
*long pause* Can I please have a drink of water?

Vince asks the question this time.

Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?
No. The tester says he is telling the truth.

Vince wants the question asked again.

Are you Hulk Hogan?
No. The tester says he is telling the truth.

Mr. America is asked the same question 4 more times with the same answer. The tester says Mr. America has passed the lie detector test.

Vince says Mr. America is lying through his teeth. If Hogan can pass the test then Vince himself can pass it. Vince wants the equipment put on him.

The interogation on Vince begins.

Are you Vince McMahon?
Yes.

Are you the chairman of WWE?
Yes.

Hogan wants to ask a question.

Are you the biggest asshole on Gods green earth?
No. The tester buzzes wrong.

Are you a sick, perverted, power hungry freak?
No. The tester buzzes wrong.

Vince says he is a respected business man. The tester buzzes wrong. Vince can hardly talk without the tester buzzing wrong. So finally Vince says what he does he does for only himself. The tester buzzes correct.

Hogan asks if Vince pleasures himself by looking at pictures of Torries Playboy?
No. The tester buzzes wrong.

Vince says atleast he doesnt fantasize about Mae Young. The tester buzzes wrong.

Vince says he hates Hogan. The tester buzzes correct.

Mr. America calls Vince a liar and knocks him on his ass. Hogan leaves.

Backstage, Vince asks Stephanie if she just saw what happened. Vince says Stephanie was the one responsible for hiring the lie detectors, to make sure the equipment worked properly, and she was the one who hired Mr. America. Stephanie says if Vince doesnt believe her she will take a lie detector test. Vince says next week things are going to change for the better. Vince walks off calling Stephanie a smart ass.

Sean OHaire w/ Roddy Piper beat Chris Benoit. Piper had entered the ring and Benoit put him in the crossface. OHaire kicked Benoit in the back and rolled him up holding the tights for the pin.

Backstage, The FBI are shown lifting weights and talking about their 2 on 3 handicap match tonight with Undertaker and Brock Lesnar. The conversation ensenuates that not only will they be using weapons in their match tonight but something much bigger.

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A caption says that Rey Mysterio will take on Matt Hardy next week on Smackdown for the cruiserweight championship.

Backstage, Rey Mysterio does a self interview talking about pulling his groin last week and how he will beat Matt Hardy next week in Anaheim on Smackdown. Matt Hardy walks up and says he will destroy Mysterio next week. Mysterio falls to the ground in pain after getting kicked on his injured leg by Matt.

An Ultimo Dragon vignette is shown with the caption saying COMING SOON.

Basham Brothers (Doug & Danny) beat Spanky and Rikishi when one of the brothers pinned Spanky and had his brother holding his feet on the ropes. After the match the hometown hero and Spanky put on top hats and dance for the crowd.

Out in the parking lot Vinces limo is getting towed away for being parked in the handicap zone. Vince gets in the limo anyways and tells the tow truck driver to tow him to the airport. Zach Gowen walks up and knocks on the window and tells Vince it is illegal to park in a handicap spot. As the limo is towed away Vince is heard screaming to stop because he wants to get out and kick Zachs ass.

The FBI comes out Nunzio gets on the mic and reminds everyone via video how Undertaker tried to end his career last week. Nunzio says he can not wrestle tonight as he may have some broken ribs. Nunzio says the handicap match will remain the same as he has found a suitable replacement. Cue up Big Shows music.

2 on 3 Handicap Match
Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker vs The FBI and Big Show
The FBI and Big Show beat Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker via Big Shows sloppy chokeslam on Lesnar

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